Some Funny Sh*t #02

Another selection of F***in* funny stuff I've found around the internet but a wider variety this time.

This first on I'm really proud of, I submitted it myself to Overheard In Dublin last month when the snow started in Dublin.

Who wants to go to Disney World, it's infested with tourists and giant mice.

This next one perfectly demonstrates why the internet is fucked up.

These next two are recent F*** My Life post that I found good.

And finally a couple of Demotivational Posters to play us off.

Merry Christmas (24/12/10)

AVALANCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!! (23/12/10)

Random dancing, extreme exhaustion and Ricky Gervais (14/12/10)

Thank you for helping me become who I am

For the past three nights, I have been performing in my schools Christmas pantomime and tonight was the last night. I am in sixth year and it was my final panto as a secondary school student. It was an amazing experience, but that is not what I want to talk about.


Tonight, after the performance and I came home, my Mam comes into my room and congratulated me again and she had tears in her eyes. She told me how proud she was of me and brought up the fact that it was my last panto ever. She just told me how proud she was of me for who I have grown up to be. And I can not begin to thank her enough for being there and helping me be that person.


I always here people complain about there parents, that they embarrass them or stop them from doing something. But one thing I've always known is that parents are not there to hinder us, but to help us. They are always there and will do anything for us and we never give them enough thanks. We would be lost without them and I just hope in the future there is someway I can repay them, and I hope that these words will inspirer you too.

Some Funny Sh*t #01

This is some of the funny stuff I find that I'd said I'd post. You probably see this sort of stuff yourselves but, this just a few thing that made me laugh and maybe you'll appreciate them and laugh your ass off as much as I did.

I just discovered this today. If you don't know, iPhone's have an auto-correction feature that changes a word if it seems miss-spelled. Although, somehow, even if you spell the word correctly, it will change the word none-the-less, to a word it thinks fits better. Sometimes there meaningless, sometimes they're better than you can imagine, and this website, DAMNYOUAUTOCORRECT.COM, gathers them in one neat and convenient location.

Do You Want Condoms on That?

Can You "Badonkadonk" Me Home?

Womb Cheese

New Vag Term

Dreaming of You

Weird Cravings

Happy Holidays

I Don't Even Know What That Means

Brotherly Love

Snow Shoveling. Feel like a man.

Sometimes, getting sweaty and dirty in the name of a household (or garden) chore, is the perfect way to boost ones self confidence. 


Although backbreaking, snow shoveling can make me feel like more of a man then my "Enormous Genitals" ever made me feel. The basic, ruggedness of it, the fact that you are, in some ways, fighting against nature, it makes you feel powerful. It makes you feel in charge and somewhat important.


Sure it makes your arms ache and your leg muscles tense, and you may wake up in the middle of the night with your legs in pain and you can't move them cause they're so tense, but pain is manly and your a never a bigger man than when your in agony.

New Vlog: It's raining Coke (02/12/10)

So I haven't left the house in like two days and I'm going a bit stir crazy. I begin to think the snow is cocaine.


p.s. And the "pink" elephants want me to tell you they are magenta, not pink

And so it begins!

Well, I'm not really a man of word so I don't have much to say here, but I'll give you the gist. 


I make Vlogs on YouTube, usually once a week on Wednesday, but sometimes on other day and not  always once a week. It's sort of a life blog and I have my moments of humor, when I'm not tripping over my words or generally making an idiot of myself.


I'm gonna use this space to post my Vlogs, random funny stuff I find, and maybe the occasional essay.


I know all this is kind of boring and makes me sound a little weird, but I am weird and your the one reading it anyway, you could have stop anytime, don't get me wrong, I'm glad your still reading and I am trying to entertain you, I live of your approval, I'm purposely whoring myself trying to please you. All I'm looking for is a little smile of enjoyment and approval from you. That's not much to ask.


Live long and Live Large. I hope you comeback again.